Worn Out Jeans: $228

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01/31/2018 at 10:25 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 10:30

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Crispy jeans don’t sound comfortable, or delicious. I would prefer my wantons to be crispy over my clothing.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 10:32

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I refuse to jump on the “let’s dress like parents did in the 90s!” fashion bandwagon that’s happening right now. I was a kid in the 90s and the shit my parents wore then is not a look that should be emulated.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 10:34

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yay pay silly money for pre broken jeans and be cool

(so cool we did it in the early 90s too.... dont tell the young uns... you’ll ruin it for them)

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Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Textured Soy Protein
01/31/2018 at 10:35

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I think my mom is waiting for the “stirrup pants, slouch socks, and long sweater,” look to come back.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 10:35

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Kinja'd!!! DayManFighterOfTheNightMan > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 10:40

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“There’s a sucker born every minute”


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein
01/31/2018 at 10:41

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Hell, the stuff all of us wore back then should never be emulated. The 90s was the last truly good era of music and many other things, but it was worse than the 80s for clothing (which is hard to do). No amount of nostalgia can compensate for it.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 10:42

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I just retired three pairs of GAP jeans that look about like that. When I bent down the knees just blew out.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 10:43

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My Levi’s 505s end up looking like that after a few years anyways (though I would never wear jeans that lightly colored, I prefer navy/dark blue). I’d also never pay more than about $100 for a pair of pants of any kind.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
01/31/2018 at 10:52

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The funny thing is that at the time, shitting on the 80s was the official pastime of the 90s.

Starter jackets are still dope though.

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Textured Soy Protein
01/31/2018 at 11:06

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i had that exact jacket back in the early 90s

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Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
01/31/2018 at 11:35

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I lived through the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s. I can assure you, the clothing of the ‘90s was far better than the two previous decades. The ‘70s brought us the polyester leisure suit. Not to be outdone, the ‘80s gave us parachute pants. At least the ‘90s avoided most of the outlandish colors and cheap synthetic fabrics. Windbreakers were a notable exception.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 11:55

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Another example of the lesson I try to get my boys to understand: An item costs as much as somebody is willing to pay for it.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Textured Soy Protein
01/31/2018 at 12:03

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I owned that jacket! That marsupial pouch in the middle was the best!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > DipodomysDeserti
01/31/2018 at 12:07

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I had a Green Bay Packers version of that jacket, even though I grew up in Maryland, because my mom was only willing to buy me a Starter jacket if it was on sale at Marshall’s, so I got whatever random-ass teams were at Marshall’s.

I also had the Jimmy Johnson Apex One jacket for the same reason.

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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Textured Soy Protein
01/31/2018 at 12:35

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Apex One. There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. Goddamnit, now I’m in an Etsy rabbit hole of Apex One stuff. I kind of really want these Raiders shorts.

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2018 at 12:36

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Well played, Sir; well played.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Textured Soy Protein
01/31/2018 at 12:37

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Or peg leg suit pants and brown gun boat shoes. I’ve worn button down collars for 35 years and they’ve stayed in style the entire time.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
01/31/2018 at 12:38

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Jeans that wouldn’t be worth $2 in a thrift store. Asinine.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
01/31/2018 at 12:39

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For $228, you can buy the featured jeans and have the knees blow out on Day One.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Sam
01/31/2018 at 12:40

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I won’t wear denim of any description, personally and I can’t see paying more than about $50 for a good pair of pants.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheRealBicycleBuck
01/31/2018 at 12:53

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I didn’t want to shit on the 70s because I wasn’t alive back then, but I agree that it was really the worst of so much all hitting simultaneously. This, combined with a general belief that the world would end before the decade was out resulted in so many bad things.

The problem era in both the 80s and 90s was their transition. Late-80s to early-90s. It was still arguably better than the 70s.

But baggy jeans and oversized t-shirts were not exactly flattering and were how I’d define the style through much of the 90s.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
01/31/2018 at 13:30

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I ordered a white dress shirt last night that cost $95. For the wedding. The thing will be cut and sewn to fit my actual body measurements: a bespoke dress shirt. For the wedding.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 13:43

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Yup. I bought a proper black shirt for performing and it was $75. Not tailored, but a very nice shirt. I’ve worn it out and need to get another one.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 13:44

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You can also buy beautiful handmade leather dress shoes for less than some people spend on sneakers, and a bespoke suit for less than some designer sweatshirts.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
01/31/2018 at 13:45

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Hey, the Tech Vest was cool.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
01/31/2018 at 14:01

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www.propercloth.com

Type in Pandora for the spif code and get $20 off. That’ll make it a $75 shirt. Or spend more if you want a super-classy shirt with higher end fabric. Lots of design choices and you can upload your actual measurements and tweak whatever you want. Longer tail, longer sleeve, how far forward your neck sits on your shoulders, back pleats if you want them, various cuff and collar styles.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ranwhenparked
01/31/2018 at 14:02

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Fools and their money are soon parted.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
01/31/2018 at 14:43

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Sounds good. Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
01/31/2018 at 15:28

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If I were in your situation, I’d probably pay for the higher grade fabric. That’s if they sell black...


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
02/01/2018 at 05:06

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i like my jeans from the local Kmart, nice and cheap